Conspiracy Theory

Ok, not really a conspiracy theory, but I’m either a genius and connecting dots, or I’m just seeing things that don’t exist. Most likely, the latter.

Sean Sutton quit as head coach of Oklahoma State’s basketball team. No big news there but the conspiracy I’m designing says that he was forced out.

Why?

So that Oklahoma State could hire Kansas Head Coach Bill Self who is an alumnus of OSU. Now why would Oklahoma State be so confident that they could hire Bill Self as their coach? Aside from the huge pile of money they are throwing his way, Kansas is going to let him go.

Why?

Just now on ESPN, their analysts were asked to pick a winner. Dick Vitale, Jay Bilas, and Digger Phelps all made their selections. But superstar analyst Bob Knight did not make a selection.

Why?

Because he can’t comment right now because he’s about to be the next head coach at…Kansas!

To recap: Sutton booted for Bill Self who is being booted for Bob Knight.

You heard it here first!

2 comments

    • flinchbot on 2011/03/08 at 15:45
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    I was wrong.

    • flinchbot on 2011/03/08 at 15:45
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    I was wrong.

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